The Jokiest Joking Knock-Knock Joke Book Ever Written...No Joke! by Brian Boone

The Jokiest Joking Knock-Knock Joke Book Ever Written...No Joke! by Brian Boone

Author:Brian Boone
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: St. Martin's Press


Knock knock! Who’s there?

Stalin. Stalin who?

Stalin for time!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Huge liar. Huge liar who?

It’s me, the Queen of England, honest!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Cher. Cher who?

Cher-lock Holmes!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Major. Major who?

Ha-ha, major ask!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Zookeeper. Zookeeper who?

Zookeeper away from me!

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Kaley Cuoco. Kaley Cuoco who?

Kaley Cuoco to the park with me, so maybe you will?

Knock knock! Who’s there?

Ben Stiller. Ben Stiller who?

Ben Stiller ’round? I’d like to say hi.

Knock knock! Who’s there?

John Cena. John Cena who?

John Cena spider out here, and he got so scared he ran away!



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